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bear pun 03 ↕ audio / action for those in Violet

[ for those in violet, there is a very peculiar, and perhaps familiar, blue-bottom sticking out from lower branches of a tree, near the entrance to town. you see, this is the bottom part of, what is, perhaps, a very familiar looking bear-suit. And perhaps, if you do choose to come closer to this bear suit sticking out from the bottom of the tree, you will hear a voice, whispering into the pokégear. For those listening to his audio post, you get his message, along with a couple of leaves rustling in the background. How curious. ]

Psssst. H-Hey, are the weird things gone? Is everything all back to normal?

[... so, how long until he tumbles out.]

((backdated to monday!))

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[....Alright, what is that whispering going on around here? Sensei is gonna approach. Here, have a Sensei RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE as he looks around the tree.]

[AAAAAAAAAAA-- oh wait that's not missing no. just going to whisper-scream:]

Sensei! Pssst, Sensei, over here!

[...Okay...He's going to come around the tree and...]

Where did you put your head?

... Um.

I'm not sure. I think I lost it when I was running away from the weird monster thing- Oh, yeah. A-are they gone, Sensei?

[he will just be trying to waddle his feet now.]

[He nods.]

Yeah, they're gone now, and hopefully it'll stay that way.

Are you hurt in any way, Teddie?

Phew! Ahem. Well, it seems my camouflage was a success.

[and now teddie's back to being loud.]

I'm fine, Sensei! You're okay too, right?

Yeah, I'm okay for now. [Other than that bump on his head from tripping over his own two feet.]

You want to go look for your head? I'll help.

I wouldn't expect anything less from Sensei! [he doesn't need to mention that]

Yeah, that's a good idea. I feel like... half a bear.

[Heeeeeeeeeeee's...not gonna touch that "half a bear" comment...Yeeeeeeeeeeeah...Welp, let's help you find that head!]

Backtrack where you came from. We'll look around there.

I took it off when I was ... texting to Nana-chan. And then I ran here, because the monsters caught up with me!

... I think that's it. [just going to wiggle some more. hey, doesn't this movement seem familiar?]

Alright, we'll take a look around.

[And that wiggling...Oh God...]

...Are you stuck again, Teddie? [Please say no, he likes his back-- not broken.]

Thanks, Sensei!

[awkward pause.]

. . . No?

[Here is my convinced my face: 8| it's also known as "I'm going to wait here for you to admit you're stuck so I can then push you out then break my back I'll see you in Hell in a few minutes Teddie hope you like fire and pitchforks"]

[this is my "oh my god sensei please believe me i am so sorry i am stuck in this tree again but the missing no were so scary dfgdfg" silence.

can you hear those crickets?]

. . . . . Maybe a little.

[Well, here's my "it's a good thing i'm not yosuke or i'll would be tearing you apart literally well i'm going to play nice for now you totally owe me" face. Well, it has a small smile on it, so that must mean something good! He holds out an open hand for Teddie to take. How about we pull him out this time?]

[and teddie'll just be... reaching out for that hand. this is the "OHHH MY GOOD SENSEI YOU'RE THE BEST EVER FACEEE--]

W-wwooooah! Watch out, Sensei!

[--except teddie ends up falling out of the tree anyway. step aside!]

[And here's Souji's "why aren't you taking my hand ye-- OH MY GOD INCOMINGGGGGGGG FUCK". Guess who tried to get out of the way only to trip over his feet and land on his back. Now here's his "moaaaaaaaaaaaaan why is my back always getting injuri-- Teddie you better not fall on me"]

[and falling. beside!! sensei. thankfully the bear suit makes for a cushiony... cushion.]

O-oof.

[Well, thank God you're falling next to him or he would have had to punch something...]

You okay there, Teddie?

... Sore.

[rubbing his back as he gets up, because owwww life.]

It'll take more than a little tumble to get me hurting, though!

[Souji gets up and rubs his back as well. Talk about sore. Jeez. He nods though.]

That's good to hear. Wanna go find your head now?

Yeah.

[and sob teddie is smiling now]

. . . Thanks, Sensei. I'll try not to lose it next time.

Don't worry too much about it. We'll keep finding it no matter how many times you lose it.

R... right!

. . . Still, losing it once is enough, I think. I don't know what I'd do without my head.

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bear pun 03 ↕ audio / action for those in Violet

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[back breaking action]

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[teddie performing Heimlich maneuver action]

[sensei going "OH GET OFF ME MAN I'M NOT INTO YOU" action]

[teddie sadfacing and recoiling humourously action]