and the only truth is...

[ here is a bear. well, no, he's out of the bear suit at this certain moment. he starts off this feed with a wave and a bit of a sparkle. you know, like he usually does.

nothing new on this end. except for the fact he's kind of sitting on a huge snorlax on the middle of the street, but that's no big deal. ]

Heya, Johto! [ the sparkles stop. ] I've been enlightened recently! Turns out when you think you know it all, there's even more to discover...! Which means Teddie here, with a beary important question.

[ his voice suddenly turns a bit lower. he clears his throat. ] Who would you put on your scoring team? Hypothetically speaking, of course. Unless you're a stud or Hayate, then it's not really hypothetical I guess.

Thanks! [ a final sparkle and wave, before this feed shuts off. ]

HEY! You can't eat thaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

[Good morning. It's been a while, Johto. Been a long, long while.

There haven't been any posts from this particular signal in a while... And if you turn on this feed, you'll be met with a, uh... towering surprise.

The Pokégear is somewhere high, it seems, for the perspective is rather skewed. However, if you focus hard enough, you will see the following: a tower. A Poké-Bear tower, it looks like, climbing closer and closer to the camera. The tower is built as follows: An Ursaring. On its shoulders, Teddie. On top of Teddie, there is a Delibird... reaching out a flipper, its bag threatening to fall.

As to where the Pokégear is, exactly... Well, it's on a roof. On this very same roof are a Farfetch'd and Munchlax, both nibbling on what seems to be a gratuitous amounts of boxed lunches.

Teddie is yelling. The Pokétower wobbles as the Ursaring takes another step, and the Delibird manages to grab a hold of a corner of one of the boxed lunches. Munchlax lunges, as a result, and the Farfetch'd... goes with him. The Pokégear falls, then shuts off, as the

Entire.

Tower.

FALLS.]

O-ow... I can't feel my paws...

[with one last glance at the bear pile in the Goldenrod square... the feeds cuts off.]

[after the events of this thread, Teddie is, to put it simply, SO EXCITE. After all, he's got a bunch of new scoring tips under his belt... even if they aren't... exactly... legit...

Still! It never hurts to try, right? And so, when this video feed opens up, the lights are dim and the room is lit by candlelight. Totally romantic. The one responsible for this set up is right in the middle of everything--sitting in a chair and looking rather dashing in his bear-suit. The camera work is a little shaky, and there's a bit of a "teddiursa!" in the background. And that, friends, would be the camerabear. Teddie's Teddiursa.]

Ahem. Greetings, citizens of "Joh-to". Ladies. I have a question for you all.

[he's talking in a bit of a deep voice. are those... is he sparkling?]

What's your... type?

[your thoughts of whether he means POKEMON type or something else are interrupted, because the moment he finishes this sentence, there's the sound of a door opening in the background. After a few seconds, the lights turn back on, and soon there's a voice calling out from behind. Judging from the fact that the bear has looked away from the camera--it's not him talking.]

... Teddie, have you seen Yosuke's--

[And Teddie's Teddiursa does everyone the favour of panning the camera to the door--on the shaky screen there is one (1) Souji, hand on the room's lightswitch. Cue awkward silence.]

. . . . What are you doing?

Sensei--!

[and that's when the feed cuts out.]