bear pun 02 ↕ audio / action for... route 30

[bearclaw]

[well, today on the network you might hear some very familiar words.. of course, they're not from the voice you would usually expect to hear these words from. unless you've talked to teddie previously, in which you're lucky enough to get a private call all to yourself.]

Hello people. Ladies. Yosukes. Senseis.

I have a... beary important announcement to make.

[he clears his throat.]

I feel like... My Teddiursa is in the top percentage of Teddiursa!

Comments

[audio]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

And what kind of "special" bear, are you supposed to be?

... What kind of reaction is that?

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

The special kind!

And those were some pretty strong words, Kagami-chan. Pooooor Joey.

[audio]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

Apparently, no one around here actually knows how to explain.

K-Kagami-chan? Maybe if he didn't insist on calling every five minutes, I wouldn't have to call him that.

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Hmm... It's hard to put into words. I'm not like any kind of bear... I'm just Teddie!

Joey needs to tell the world about his rattata.

[audio]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

But that's just your name!

No, he really doesn't.

[audio then video]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

But I really am a bear! I'll even prove it to you!

[and then the video feed clicks on. WATCH THIS BEAR, KAGAMI, HE IS LOOKING FIERCE.]

See! Bear!

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

[IT'S A BEAR GET IN THE CAR!!1!!]

It looks like to me you're just wearing a bear suit and a not very realistic one at that.

[video]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT]

W-w-whaaaat!

This suit is beary real! It's a completely lifelike Teddie model!

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

Are there any other "Teddie suits" models?

[video]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

. . . I hope not.

Otherwise, there might be some gratuities to pay out! This is an original design!

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

Then how is it supposed to be a model? It's not copying anything.

[video]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Is that how they work?

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

Usually.

If that's not a suit though, why does it have that massive zipper?

[video]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

I never said it wasn't a suit.

I just said it was a real suit.

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you just lost me.

[video]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

It is a bear suit, but a beary authentic one.

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

So, bears have blue fur?

[video]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Why, yes. The Teddie kind, anyway.