bear pun 02 ↕ audio / action for... route 30

[bearclaw]

[well, today on the network you might hear some very familiar words.. of course, they're not from the voice you would usually expect to hear these words from. unless you've talked to teddie previously, in which you're lucky enough to get a private call all to yourself.]

Hello people. Ladies. Yosukes. Senseis.

I have a... beary important announcement to make.

[he clears his throat.]

I feel like... My Teddiursa is in the top percentage of Teddiursa!

Comments

[action]

[tarotcards]

Didn't that Joey kid say something like that a few hours ago?

[action]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

. . . Wasn't it catchy, Sensei?

Sensei's Skarmory can be in the top percentage of Skarmory!

audio

[her-mouse-jesty.livejournal.com]

[one of the few people who won't be pissed as hell. instead, she claps for you.]

Congrats, Teddie, you must be working very hard with him.

audio

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Oh, Miss Minnie! You're making me blush.

[oh those claps. modesty goes here.]

It's Teddie Version Two's natural potential at work!

[action]

[usedtact.livejournal.com]

... Could you stop putting your stupid broadcasts all over the network? Nobody wants to hear that!

[action]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Yosuke.

Your jealousy is unbecoming.

[video]

[knaveofthewind.livejournal.com]

... Okay?

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Is it overwhelming?

[audio]

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[She... just giggles.]

Do you give out your phone number to a lot of people too?

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Nope.

Which is why I thought to do it this way, instead!

video;

[airwinged.livejournal.com]

[=A=

Have an Ursaring staring at you, Teddie, and grunting. Seriously? Yeah right. She's the top bear around, and was the best Teddiursa back in the day.

And behind her speaks her trainer.]

H-hey Snow! Stop doing that-- You're not a Teddiursa anymore.

video;

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

. . .

[WHAT IS THIS. what.]

W-woah! BIG BEAR!

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

[ what is the sound of one idol FACEPALMING? ]

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

. . .

. . . Right?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[... How on earth has she missed the presence of a guy in a bear suit on the network thus far?]}

.... Uh.

... Good for you?

[Video]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

[this bear is STEALTHY]

Yep! You can thank me for the information later.

Video

[pineapplet.livejournal.com]

[what is this she doesn't even...]

...What?

Video

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Did it not work? . . .Well, Miss, a repeat just for you!

My Teddiursa is in the top percentage of Teddiursa.

[voice]

[bakaitoukid]

[disbelieving silence on his end. He's giving the gear a B| face right now]

[voice]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

. . . [well this is kind of eerie]

Did you faint?

action!

[usedjunes.livejournal.com]

[HUGE GAAAAAAASSSP]

W-Wow! Really, Teddie?

action!

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

[LOOKING SO PROUD]

Really, Nana-chan! Your Vulpix can be in the top percentage of Vulpix, too!

[Video]

[hasavision.livejournal.com]

...Um, that's nice?

[Video]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Not just nice! It's beyond nice.

It's... It's... dazzling!

[audio]

[wheresroanoke.livejournal.com]

Wow, no way! How can you tell?

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

I'm the authority on bears!

This nose just... knows.

[swingingbat300.livejournal.com]

Teddiursa?

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Teddiursa!

That's my Pokémon.

[video]

[angerpoint.livejournal.com]

[Deadpan.] . . . What are you talking about?

[video]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

My Teddiursa. My bear-buddy. My... bro.

[audio]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

Look, Joey, would you stop call-

...Wait. Who is this?

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Nope, not Joey!

This is Teddie!