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bear pun 02 ↕ audio / action for... route 30

[well, today on the network you might hear some very familiar words.. of course, they're not from the voice you would usually expect to hear these words from. unless you've talked to teddie previously, in which you're lucky enough to get a private call all to yourself.]

Hello people. Ladies. Yosukes. Senseis.

I have a... beary important announcement to make.

[he clears his throat.]

I feel like... My Teddiursa is in the top percentage of Teddiursa!

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Don't tell him, Sensei! He'll try to push his Rattata unto you!

Does that mean your Skarmory is the top percentage, Sensei? [whatever that means]

So I heard. Didn't tell him in the end. You didn't tell him either, right?

[He smiles.] I dunno, why don't you tell me?

. . . Maybe.

[but this shifty look is replaced by a sure as hell smile] Sure, Sensei! The answer is yes.

...People say he won't stop calling after you give it to him. You should probably block his number somehow.

[A small chuckle.] Thanks. Your Teddiursa is just the same.

. . . I don't know how. . .

T-thanks, Sensei. [modesty why does it suddenly come in now]

Pull out your Pokegear. We'll figure it out together.

Okay! I'm prepared for this, since I just used it.

[pull this pokegear out so quick.]

[Alright, he's just going to lean over Teddie's...he doesn't have shoulders on that costume, so...lean over the head or something.]

Go into the phone directory. That should be where that Joey kid's name is in.

[just going to be struggling with the pokegear here. I mean, the hands on this bear costume are pretty big.]

Nope-- that's the map-- Go back. Back, I say! [just. give him a minute.] I got it.

[So he sees...Jeez, those hands don't even have fingers.]

You want to me work the gear for you?

[... well, i am very good with them anyway--]

I can do it, Sensei! What now?

Scroll down onto Joey's name. There should be an option to delete or block him.

[...that is if they have the options.]

Ahah! Here you ar-

[except teddie's clumsy hands find their way to yosuke's name, somehow, and suddenly. ominous ringing.]

...? [ annnd yosuke's pokegear is ringing. he takes it out and looks at it, finding teddie's name in the caller id. he answers it in spite of himself, a cross look on his face and his voice eerily forced between gritted teeth. ]

Teddie? I'm standing right next to you. What the hell do you want?

[....... H-Hides behind Big Bro....... ;;]

[Oh boy...Can Souji do a facepalm right now? Yes, he can! Facepalming. And Yosuke, you're scaring Nanako. Have a look for that.]

I'm sure it was just an accident, Yosuke. We were just trying to figure out how to block a number.

O-oops.

[going to just be answering the phone now]

... I'm beary sorry, Yosuke. T-These hands just aren't as dexterous as they used to be.

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bear pun 02 ↕ audio / action for... route 30

[action] ...no. yes. maybe.

[action] ...he better not call me at 3 in the morning about this

[action] .. WHAT AN IDEA

[action] OH LOOK HERE'S SOME SCISSORS WHAT AN IDEA

[action] NOOOOOO--!

[action] I THINK YOU NEED A HAIRCUT COME HERE

[action] NOOOooOO

[action] STOP COMPLAINING YOU ARE A /MAN/

[action] MY BEAUTIFUL FUUUR

[action] OH C'MON IT'LL GROW BACK

[action] NEVER. YOU AIN'T TOUCHING THIS

[action] :( BUT DON'T YOU WANT HEADPATS FROM ME?

[action] ... fine ;;

[action] THREADJACK

[action] THREADJACKS AS WELL

[action] YOU THREADJACKERS OFF MY LAWN

[action] ILU GUYS