bear pun 02 ↕ audio / action for... route 30
[well, today on the network you might hear some very familiar words.. of course, they're not from the voice you would usually expect to hear these words from. unless you've talked to teddie previously, in which you're lucky enough to get a private call all to yourself.]
Hello people. Ladies. Yosukes. Senseis.
I have a... beary important announcement to make.
[he clears his throat.]
I feel like... My Teddiursa is in the top percentage of Teddiursa!
Hello people. Ladies. Yosukes. Senseis.
I have a... beary important announcement to make.
[he clears his throat.]
I feel like... My Teddiursa is in the top percentage of Teddiursa!
[action] MY BEAUTIFUL FUUUR
Nope-- that's the map-- Go back. Back, I say! [just. give him a minute.] I got it.
[action] OH C'MON IT'LL GROW BACK
You want to me work the gear for you?
[action] NEVER. YOU AIN'T TOUCHING THIS
I can do it, Sensei! What now?
[action] :( BUT DON'T YOU WANT HEADPATS FROM ME?
[...that is if they have the options.]
[action] ... fine ;;
[except teddie's clumsy hands find their way to yosuke's name, somehow, and suddenly. ominous ringing.]
[action] THREADJACK
Teddie? I'm standing right next to you. What the hell do you want?
[action] THREADJACKS AS WELL
[action] YOU THREADJACKERS OFF MY LAWN
I'm sure it was just an accident, Yosuke. We were just trying to figure out how to block a number.
[action] ILU GUYS
[going to just be answering the phone now]
... I'm beary sorry, Yosuke. T-These hands just aren't as dexterous as they used to be.