bear pun 02 ↕ audio / action for... route 30

[bearclaw]

[well, today on the network you might hear some very familiar words.. of course, they're not from the voice you would usually expect to hear these words from. unless you've talked to teddie previously, in which you're lucky enough to get a private call all to yourself.]

Hello people. Ladies. Yosukes. Senseis.

I have a... beary important announcement to make.

[he clears his throat.]

I feel like... My Teddiursa is in the top percentage of Teddiursa!

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[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

Do you really think Yosuke-senpai's going to let you say that more than once before he hurts you?

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

. . .

[suddenly quiet]

Yosuke doesn't have to know. This can be between you and me, Rise-chan.

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

... I think the whole network heard it, Teddie.

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

. . . Urp.

Maaaaybe he didn't hear it.

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

...

I'll miss you. ♥

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

. . . Rise-chan. . .

[pause.]

Noooooooo!

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

If you never do it again, there might still be a chance.

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

A chance. . .

[rise you manipulator.]

But... But the people need to know!

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

[ she manipulates because she cares. ]

The people know now. I'm pretty sure you won't need to remind them. And besides, what about Nanako-chan? She'd miss you a lot of Yosuke-senpai killed you!

Think of the children.

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

I almost forgot about the children!

They need to know too- [oh wait that's not what rise's saying. suddenly disappointed.] ... Mmmmf. Foiled again.

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

Your bear puns are fine as they are, Teddie. Even if they are bad.

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

One day I'll make a pun even Yosuke'll acknowledge!

Then I'll say all the catchphrases I can think of.

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

... That could take hours.

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

[can you hear them rise? these sparkles]

Yep! And then we can finish it off with some funny one-liners. It'll be an all-night Teddie night of stand-up comedy.

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

[ oh, you mean those funny chiming noises that sound like you're molesting a harp-- ]

At that point, you might kill Yukiko-senpai.

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

[molesting a harp. yes. those.]

. . . But Yuki-chan's not here.

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

[ no once can sparkle so harp-abusingly like you can, Teddie. ]

It's only a matter of time, I bet! The rest of us are here now, so she can't be too far behind.

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

[I try. /sparkle harp abuse]

Yeah... Yeah! That's right! Maybe she'll come soon, and we can all celebrate Helloween together.

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

The whole gang, like for Christmas!

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

We can all eat candy and dress up like witches and decorate pumpkins!

And then I'll protect you all from the ghosts!

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

My hero!

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

A-ahem.

[flustered bear is flustered]

Well. I try.

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

Try focusing on getting everyone to Violet in one piece first, and we can go from there.

[audio]

[usedrawr.livejournal.com]

Got it!

It'll be difficult, but I'll complete this mission!

[audio]

[restardom.livejournal.com]

Atta bear!