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bear pun 02 ↕ audio / action for... route 30

[well, today on the network you might hear some very familiar words.. of course, they're not from the voice you would usually expect to hear these words from. unless you've talked to teddie previously, in which you're lucky enough to get a private call all to yourself.]

Hello people. Ladies. Yosukes. Senseis.

I have a... beary important announcement to make.

[he clears his throat.]

I feel like... My Teddiursa is in the top percentage of Teddiursa!

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Ahah! There you are!

Phew, what a relief. I wouldn't want to be responsible for any accidents after this... shocking discovery.

Shocking.

Right.

You don't believe me?

It took a lot of research to come to this conclusion, I'll have you know.

Have you been talking to Joey?

. . . Maybe.

[whistles]

[SIGH]

Joey's a pretty popular guy.

I dunno if popular is the right word.

How about famous?

Or better yet... rattatastic!

How about annoying?

. . .

Woah. Poor Joey. Did he end up calling you all night, too?

I think he called everyone all night. All about his stupid Rattata, too...

He's got a lot of spare time.

Maybe that's why his Rattata's so strong.

Sounds like he needs a hobby.

Hmmmmm.

Maybe he can write a book! One boy... one dream... One Rattata. By Joey.

. . .

Training ebeary day by the waterfall, Rattata strives to reach the top! Struggling to contrain his pride, Joey confides in the world!

Before long, there's only him and his Rattata. A tragedy.

[another deadpan]

It'd be a hit at every bookstore.

[goes right over this bear's head]

Fo sho'. Joey would be so happy!

'M sure he'd be ecstatic.

I'll tell him to save you a copy--

[wait. wait. let him remember your name.]

Was it Keito?

... Kaito. [B|]

I was close!

It's not that hard to remember.

But there's aaaaa loooott of names out there.

[voice]

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