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[after the events of this thread, Teddie is, to put it simply, SO EXCITE. After all, he's got a bunch of new scoring tips under his belt... even if they aren't... exactly... legit...
Still! It never hurts to try, right? And so, when this video feed opens up, the lights are dim and the room is lit by candlelight. Totally romantic. The one responsible for this set up is right in the middle of everything--sitting in a chair and looking rather dashing in his bear-suit. The camera work is a little shaky, and there's a bit of a "teddiursa!" in the background. And that, friends, would be the camerabear. Teddie's Teddiursa.]
Ahem. Greetings, citizens of "Joh-to". Ladies. I have a question for you all.
[he's talking in a bit of a deep voice. are those... is he sparkling?]
What's your... type?
[your thoughts of whether he means POKEMON type or something else are interrupted, because the moment he finishes this sentence, there's the sound of a door opening in the background. After a few seconds, the lights turn back on, and soon there's a voice calling out from behind. Judging from the fact that the bear has looked away from the camera--it's not him talking.]
... Teddie, have you seen Yosuke's--
[And Teddie's Teddiursa does everyone the favour of panning the camera to the door--on the shaky screen there is one (1) Souji, hand on the room's lightswitch. Cue awkward silence.]
. . . . What are you doing?
Sensei--!
[and that's when the feed cuts out.]
Still! It never hurts to try, right? And so, when this video feed opens up, the lights are dim and the room is lit by candlelight. Totally romantic. The one responsible for this set up is right in the middle of everything--sitting in a chair and looking rather dashing in his bear-suit. The camera work is a little shaky, and there's a bit of a "teddiursa!" in the background. And that, friends, would be the camerabear. Teddie's Teddiursa.]
Ahem. Greetings, citizens of "Joh-to". Ladies. I have a question for you all.
[he's talking in a bit of a deep voice. are those... is he sparkling?]
What's your... type?
[your thoughts of whether he means POKEMON type or something else are interrupted, because the moment he finishes this sentence, there's the sound of a door opening in the background. After a few seconds, the lights turn back on, and soon there's a voice calling out from behind. Judging from the fact that the bear has looked away from the camera--it's not him talking.]
... Teddie, have you seen Yosuke's--
[And Teddie's Teddiursa does everyone the favour of panning the camera to the door--on the shaky screen there is one (1) Souji, hand on the room's lightswitch. Cue awkward silence.]
. . . . What are you doing?
Sensei--!
[and that's when the feed cuts out.]
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What about the man underneath the suit?
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No way! I'm fully clothed under here. I'm a bear with decency, I'll have you know.
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Can't blame me for being cautious.
Okay.
What was the question again?
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[down to ~suave~ voice again:]
What's your type? And you have to be specific, otherwise the data's all messed up!
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... Someone weaker than me so I can take his lunch money.
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[is this a good or bad thing]
. . . You can take my lunch money, if you want.
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Just a sincere offer from a sincere bear.
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..... Hmph. I have a job. Taking money from guys in bear suits is just sad.
[... Another rejection. :(]
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Getting type is harder than I thought.