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bear pun 04 ↕ video
[after the events of this thread, Teddie is, to put it simply, SO EXCITE. After all, he's got a bunch of new scoring tips under his belt... even if they aren't... exactly... legit...
Still! It never hurts to try, right? And so, when this video feed opens up, the lights are dim and the room is lit by candlelight. Totally romantic. The one responsible for this set up is right in the middle of everything--sitting in a chair and looking rather dashing in his bear-suit. The camera work is a little shaky, and there's a bit of a "teddiursa!" in the background. And that, friends, would be the camerabear. Teddie's Teddiursa.]
Ahem. Greetings, citizens of "Joh-to". Ladies. I have a question for you all.
[he's talking in a bit of a deep voice. are those... is he sparkling?]
What's your... type?
[your thoughts of whether he means POKEMON type or something else are interrupted, because the moment he finishes this sentence, there's the sound of a door opening in the background. After a few seconds, the lights turn back on, and soon there's a voice calling out from behind. Judging from the fact that the bear has looked away from the camera--it's not him talking.]
... Teddie, have you seen Yosuke's--
[And Teddie's Teddiursa does everyone the favour of panning the camera to the door--on the shaky screen there is one (1) Souji, hand on the room's lightswitch. Cue awkward silence.]
. . . . What are you doing?
Sensei--!
[and that's when the feed cuts out.]
Still! It never hurts to try, right? And so, when this video feed opens up, the lights are dim and the room is lit by candlelight. Totally romantic. The one responsible for this set up is right in the middle of everything--sitting in a chair and looking rather dashing in his bear-suit. The camera work is a little shaky, and there's a bit of a "teddiursa!" in the background. And that, friends, would be the camerabear. Teddie's Teddiursa.]
Ahem. Greetings, citizens of "Joh-to". Ladies. I have a question for you all.
[he's talking in a bit of a deep voice. are those... is he sparkling?]
What's your... type?
[your thoughts of whether he means POKEMON type or something else are interrupted, because the moment he finishes this sentence, there's the sound of a door opening in the background. After a few seconds, the lights turn back on, and soon there's a voice calling out from behind. Judging from the fact that the bear has looked away from the camera--it's not him talking.]
... Teddie, have you seen Yosuke's--
[And Teddie's Teddiursa does everyone the favour of panning the camera to the door--on the shaky screen there is one (1) Souji, hand on the room's lightswitch. Cue awkward silence.]
. . . . What are you doing?
Sensei--!
[and that's when the feed cuts out.]
[action] he can be king hamlet "REMEMBER ME"
. . . You should put out the candles before something catches on fire.
[CHANGING THE TOPIC CHANGING THE TOPIC CHANGING THE TOPIC]
[action] ALWAYS SENSEI. ALWAYS!!
[nice try sensei.]
[action] NOW GO MURDER MY PARTNER FOR ME THAT DOUCHE
. . . Why do you want to know?
[action] SURE THING BRO!
It's a survey, so everyone should get a chance to answer.
[action] POP, NOT BRO. I'M THE KING
[No, seriously. He is avoiding this conversation at all costs. It was already awkward enough when Yosuke asked.]
[action] .. OKAY POPS
[action] god do you know how hard it was to type this?
. . . I guess someone who can stick by my side and be there. Someone I can share a good laugh with and count on. Looks don't really matter. Just someone to back me up and I guess if we click, we click. There's not really a set type for me.
[He shrugs a bit. At least that's his own "type".
I LIKE LOSERS THAT GET STUCK IN GARBAGE CANS][action] SEXY BRO
I can do that.
[action] everything to you is sexy your opinion does not matter
Go score some real girls out there, Teddie, and not me. We're great just the way we are.
[ROMANTIC ROUTE DENIED]
[action] ... whatever. I DON'T NEED YOU
[BAWWWW]
[action] THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID FRIDAY
I'm sure you'll find someone better than me, and a girl at that too.