bear pun 04 ↕ video
[after the events of this thread, Teddie is, to put it simply, SO EXCITE. After all, he's got a bunch of new scoring tips under his belt... even if they aren't... exactly... legit...
Still! It never hurts to try, right? And so, when this video feed opens up, the lights are dim and the room is lit by candlelight. Totally romantic. The one responsible for this set up is right in the middle of everything--sitting in a chair and looking rather dashing in his bear-suit. The camera work is a little shaky, and there's a bit of a "teddiursa!" in the background. And that, friends, would be the camerabear. Teddie's Teddiursa.]
Ahem. Greetings, citizens of "Joh-to". Ladies. I have a question for you all.
[he's talking in a bit of a deep voice. are those... is he sparkling?]
What's your... type?
[your thoughts of whether he means POKEMON type or something else are interrupted, because the moment he finishes this sentence, there's the sound of a door opening in the background. After a few seconds, the lights turn back on, and soon there's a voice calling out from behind. Judging from the fact that the bear has looked away from the camera--it's not him talking.]
... Teddie, have you seen Yosuke's--
[And Teddie's Teddiursa does everyone the favour of panning the camera to the door--on the shaky screen there is one (1) Souji, hand on the room's lightswitch. Cue awkward silence.]
. . . . What are you doing?
Sensei--!
[and that's when the feed cuts out.]
Still! It never hurts to try, right? And so, when this video feed opens up, the lights are dim and the room is lit by candlelight. Totally romantic. The one responsible for this set up is right in the middle of everything--sitting in a chair and looking rather dashing in his bear-suit. The camera work is a little shaky, and there's a bit of a "teddiursa!" in the background. And that, friends, would be the camerabear. Teddie's Teddiursa.]
Ahem. Greetings, citizens of "Joh-to". Ladies. I have a question for you all.
[he's talking in a bit of a deep voice. are those... is he sparkling?]
What's your... type?
[your thoughts of whether he means POKEMON type or something else are interrupted, because the moment he finishes this sentence, there's the sound of a door opening in the background. After a few seconds, the lights turn back on, and soon there's a voice calling out from behind. Judging from the fact that the bear has looked away from the camera--it's not him talking.]
... Teddie, have you seen Yosuke's--
[And Teddie's Teddiursa does everyone the favour of panning the camera to the door--on the shaky screen there is one (1) Souji, hand on the room's lightswitch. Cue awkward silence.]
. . . . What are you doing?
Sensei--!
[and that's when the feed cuts out.]

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You know what, you probably should tell me what he said.
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Tip number one! If you know a girl's type, you can take advantage of the situation! Number two! You can usually get a type just from watching how they react... but in this case, I thought asking was faster. Anyway. Tip three! Lots of rest, and healing items.
. . . I think that's it.
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[ waaaaait. ]
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He said they'd help with... lasting through the whole encounter. Whatever that means.
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[just. give him a moment to let this sink in.]
. . . Huh?!
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W--wuuuuh! [STILL IN SHOCK.]
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So these tips don't work?
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But... how else will I last through the whole encounter?
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[just this face rise-chan. just this face.]
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Eh? Who?
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I like everybody!
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Awwww. [whatever harem is. but it has to do with ladies. )8]
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Sounds painful.
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And then you score with them, right?
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