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teddie "sparklebutt" mcstudpants ([personal profile] bearclaw) wrote2011-02-06 07:16 pm

bear pun 06 ↕ video / action for Goldenrod

HEY! You can't eat thaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

[Good morning. It's been a while, Johto. Been a long, long while.

There haven't been any posts from this particular signal in a while... And if you turn on this feed, you'll be met with a, uh... towering surprise.

The Pokégear is somewhere high, it seems, for the perspective is rather skewed. However, if you focus hard enough, you will see the following: a tower. A Poké-Bear tower, it looks like, climbing closer and closer to the camera. The tower is built as follows: An Ursaring. On its shoulders, Teddie. On top of Teddie, there is a Delibird... reaching out a flipper, its bag threatening to fall.

As to where the Pokégear is, exactly... Well, it's on a roof. On this very same roof are a Farfetch'd and Munchlax, both nibbling on what seems to be a gratuitous amounts of boxed lunches.

Teddie is yelling. The Pokétower wobbles as the Ursaring takes another step, and the Delibird manages to grab a hold of a corner of one of the boxed lunches. Munchlax lunges, as a result, and the Farfetch'd... goes with him. The Pokégear falls, then shuts off, as the

Entire.

Tower.

FALLS.]


O-ow... I can't feel my paws...

[with one last glance at the bear pile in the Goldenrod square... the feeds cuts off.]

[video]

[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh god why is my entire team full of such failure. ]

Are you okay?? What-- where have you been?

[video]

[identity profile] usedrawr.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[we-- we are capable of not-failing, occasionally... and man ursaring arms are heavy...]

My butt's really sore, but I'm okay! And I was hibearnating!

[video]

[identity profile] usedrawr.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Um...

[behind Teddie, his Ursaring ~RISES~]

Yep.

[video]

[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
For... weeks... you...

[ ohhhhh you are so lucky she's not there right now. Big-ass bear or not. ]

[video]

[identity profile] usedrawr.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I guess I was really tired or something!

[SHEEPISH giggle goes here.]

Bears need their beauty sleep, after all.

[video]

[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-02-07 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
You could have at least said something before you went off to take a nap!!

[video]

[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
... I'll be out there in a sec. Stay there, okay?

[ ... like he'd go anywhere else. ]
Edited 2011-02-08 03:16 (UTC)

[video]

[identity profile] usedrawr.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
G-got it, Rise-chan!

[he'll... just be here... underneath a bunch of pokemon.]

[action]

[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh support bro. And here comes an idol at a trot. ]

Gee, you really are hopeless on your own, aren't you? C'mon, you guys, you need to move!

[action]

[identity profile] usedrawr.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
H-hey. I got my bentos back!

[... the pokémon groan in response. except for the ursaring, who's picking up the smaller pokémon with one hand.]

[action]

[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
... Thanks. [ to the Ursaring. ] And you got them back, but look where it got you!

[action] the latest. ;;

[identity profile] usedrawr.livejournal.com 2011-02-13 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ursaring just grunts in acknowledgement.]

But I'm okay!

[action]

[identity profile] usedrawr.livejournal.com 2011-02-13 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[sits up... and then starts doing sit ups.]

See! [grunt.] All okay!

[action]

[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-02-13 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
... [ okay, that gets a laugh. ] Yep, same old Ted. Welcome back.

[action]

[identity profile] usedrawr.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
C-cold--

[yet he still does those sit ups.]


G-glad to be-be back, Rise-cchaaan! Brr!

[action]

[identity profile] restardom.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, up. You can do sit ups in the hotel before you catch a cold.