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HEY! You can't eat thaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

[Good morning. It's been a while, Johto. Been a long, long while.

There haven't been any posts from this particular signal in a while... And if you turn on this feed, you'll be met with a, uh... towering surprise.

The Pokégear is somewhere high, it seems, for the perspective is rather skewed. However, if you focus hard enough, you will see the following: a tower. A Poké-Bear tower, it looks like, climbing closer and closer to the camera. The tower is built as follows: An Ursaring. On its shoulders, Teddie. On top of Teddie, there is a Delibird... reaching out a flipper, its bag threatening to fall.

As to where the Pokégear is, exactly... Well, it's on a roof. On this very same roof are a Farfetch'd and Munchlax, both nibbling on what seems to be a gratuitous amounts of boxed lunches.

Teddie is yelling. The Pokétower wobbles as the Ursaring takes another step, and the Delibird manages to grab a hold of a corner of one of the boxed lunches. Munchlax lunges, as a result, and the Farfetch'd... goes with him. The Pokégear falls, then shuts off, as the

Entire.

Tower.

FALLS.]

O-ow... I can't feel my paws...

[with one last glance at the bear pile in the Goldenrod square... the feeds cuts off.]

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[A Wooper, Plusle, and Growlithe are sitting on Miles' shoulders as an Arcanine pushes her way into the screen as well -- until Miles shoos them off, sits up, and lets them climb back onto his lap. Siiiigh.]

You too.

Ish kind of cold--

[and when Miles' Pokémon stop the smothering, so does Munchlax. Interest: lost. it waddles off to eat the remainder of the bentos scattered on the floor. Teddie raises his head.]

Phew. And so ends two beary big bearpiles!

[.....Puns. Oh my god he doesn't get it. D8 ]

It's "very" and "dogpiles". [Blinking. Innocently.

omg teddie im sorry ]

Beary! I said that!

... It's not a dogpile, though. It's a bearpile!

"Very." With a "v" sound. Besides, "dog" pile is the proper word in the dictionary.

.... Vvvvvbbeary.

There's bearpile in the dictionary, too! Maybe you're not checking the right one.

...That's a bit better.

I've read the Webster's Dictionary and parts of Deutsches Wörterbuch, but I've never seen "bearpile."

Vvvvvvvbeary?

Huh. I've never heard of... "Webster". Or Dootch W-- whatever you said.

Deutsches Wörterbuch. It's a German dictionary.

...What's your name?

No wonder! Maybe you should look up a beartionary.

And I'm Teddie.

A-- ......... do you have one with you?

It's nice to meet you, Teddie.

My beartionary is in my head!

Nice to meet you too. Who're you?

---Oh. So they were made up words.

My name is Miles.

Hey! Hey! I said they weren't made uuuupppp!

Is that beartionary official, then?

. . .

Beary official.

I'd say it's rather "barely " official.

... Woah. Harsh.

.......But I guess it suits you.

Right!

I'm a bear, and a bear has to have a fitting vocabulary.

Do you have any more?

When the situation calls for it!

You can't rush these things, you know.

A well-constructed method, then?

Well-constructed...

Sure!

[beat]

[beat]

[another beat]

But it's still "dogpile" - okay?

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